9:47A – Once a year the site I work on does a Christmas bonus. For a full week, they tack on 50% of whatever you’ve made to the grand total. It’s pretty rad. And without fail the site is always slow and broken when this bonus week happens.

This year is probably the worst I’ve ever seen it. And I’m sure other folks who work on the same site would be inclined to agree.

I about lost my mind Monday morning just trying to stay entertained with an empty room and being bumped to a lower placement on the site. Soooo many people will stream for much longer/more often than they usually do just trying to scrape every penny out of the bonus week and I don’t blame them. It’s a site with one of the lowest payout percentages in the industry, but the highest volume of paying traffic and I’d honestly say the easiest to work on. Log in, make money, log out. No other shit really necessary to make enough to live unless you want to make it necessary.

The good times are great, but the bad times are suicidal ideation inducing.

I’ve been online now for probably about 10-15 minutes. I’ve had one person in my room speak.

Dipshit657 (invisible): Let boobs hang out between middle of outfit and talk about sloppy blowjobs

Me: Fuck you, pay me! 😀

You have blocked Myfathardgoonercock

9:58A – I’ve wondered since I started making fetish content and offering fetish-y live shows whether or not the people who are into certain fringe fetishes (nose play, sneezing, queefing, etc) are actually into them. Or is it a bunch of folks with expendable income who like to treat SWers like circus freaks. Get us to do what they ask, record it and have a weekly night where they sit around with their friends who also have way too much fuckin’ money and laugh.

I don’t really care so long as I’m getting paid. Being with my ex for 19 years took care of any prideful bone in my body.

10:02A – The dipshit parade continues.

Dipshit012: I wish I could be ur slave

Me: Why can’t ya?

Dipshit012: I wish you would just laugh at me as cum drips from my dick due to the humiliation you cause me

Me: Again why can’t you? Do you not know how the site works? 😀

You have blocked Dipshit012

10:08A – And the site is glitchy on the model side today too. Greeeeat. But it was fixed with a quick restart and at least the site isn’t as dead as it’s been the last 24hrs.

12:19P – Well, goddamn! I’m almost scared I’ll jinx it by even typing it out, but things have picked WAY up. Makes me wanna start doing early afternoon shifts more often.

Lots of pretty average shows minus the breeding/cuck kink show I just did, but I am not complaining one bit. Just gonna stay on until 4 or 5pm at this point. I don’t want to miss a single potential dollar.

12:25P – Another enlightening conversation.

HolyGloryChurch: jesus die for you, say thank you

Me: Oh, I do every time I put him in my pussy. (leans to the side and points to my crucifix dildo).

You have blocked HolyGloryChurch

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

12:53P – If you’ve read the entire blog up to this point, you know I’m curious as to why people like what they like, especially when it strays from the norm. Well, the universe gave me quite the little gift today.

Without saying anything besides “hi, you look amazing” a pervert who had been camping out in my room for a minute or so whisked me away into a show. He prompted me to open his camera and since he picked the right show type, I was more than happy to oblige.

There he was, sat on his couch in what looked like a basement surrounded by what I think were album covers. Totally nude except for a pair of white headphones.

CEICuck: Can you hear me?

Me: I sure can!

CEICuck: Can we talk about my first time being humiliated?

Me: Absolutely we can!

I’m gonna edit the audio to disguise his voice because I’m pretty sure the audio got recorded on my copy of the show, but that was both the most interesting and far fetched conversation I’ve ever been paid to participate in.

1:19P – Welp.

Finally got to see someone cum in real time to queefs. From the dirty talk he was throwing out, I figured out for some of these types at least, it’s the physical sensation of the queefs?

Humans are wild, I love it.

It’s so easy to stay online when shows are flowing in like water.