2:07A – It’s technically my Saturday still. Fuck you, the day don’t start until I fall asleep and wake up again. My boyfriend calls it “being on twerker time“. Not my drug of choice, but fair enough.

2:15A – And typing that sentence was like the magic word for the universe to send me my regular who happens to be the pickiest (and horniest) coke head I’ve ever met (digitally). Lordy, okay. At least we’re off to some kind of start.

2:39A – I just had the most Virgo coded cam show I’ve probably ever had.

The member came into my room. Without saying a word, he immediately took me into a show. Turns on his cam. Stares blankly for a second then mutters “Sorry, I just woke up.” Stands up. He’s Porky-Pigging it (shirt, no pants). Starts cranking his wank. Bowl of lube on one side, single paper towel on the other. Grabs the paper towel, mid-stroke. Folds it neatly, still jerking off. Cums a lot for awhile. Thanks me quietly for the show and tells me goodnight.

You know, I’m not in the slightest bit mad about it. I wish every cam show was so polite and direct to be honest, haha.

2:54A – I would love to know exactly what about me or my job whispers to people “that bitch can read minds! She’s got that slutty force power shit.“

I can’t. I’m glad I can’t to be completely honest. But if I could I’d be sitting my happy ass on Oprah, stealing her audience, not trying to piece together what it is exactly you want me to do with any of my three orifices.

Since coming back to camming it’s such a weirdly common thing people do.

I even had one guy recently take me into a show just to ask me what I thought he was taking me into a show for. So I told him SPH & went on at length for a bit about how small his dick was until he ended the show. And I do SPH sessions like a bored comedian shit-talking a heckler. Take it or leave it, you’re the one paying to be a loser.

That’s exactly what you get for pulling this kind of stuff. I’m gonna go with what I’d like to do in the moment if you can’t make up your mind because it’s YOUR money your wasting and MY time. One of us should be enjoying it at least.

I like to think of myself as a genie. I’m here to do what you say once you rub the lamp (i.e. pay me). And in myths, genies are pretty tricky (and hilarious) if you aren’t exact with your words…

4:07A – Every time I go to light up a cigarette tonight, someone immediately wants a show. Kinda of an easy way to quit smoking if it was a constant, ha!

I wonder if the users on these sites understand telling a cam model to cum isn’t exactly how you make someone cum. It won’t get the person you’re watching to orgasm, what it will get you however is an Oscar winning performance. At least when it comes to me.

Pussies aren’t THAT difficult to figure out. Most owners of said pussies need clitoral stimulation to actually get off. Not at all, but a lot of them. And it usually takes a bit. I’ve owned one and played with enough of others to know patience is the key.

It’s basically code word for “fake it as fast as you possibly can, please and thank you“. Pffft, hahaaaa.

4:43A – After bringing it out of retirement and having it in the background on my dick display for about a month now, someone finally noticed my Master Sword dildo. My ex was a piece of shit & I’d much rather have genuine love and affection instead of trinkets, but he had great taste in fake dicks.

5:30A – The traffic has slowed to a crawl and I’m so fuckin’ tempted to take a break from stream/this damn wig for a bit, let the pupper out and get some background work done on my fan site.

I’ll give it another 35 minutes to hit 4 hours on this stream then call it.

5:46A – A new, much more polite coke head has appeared! Has a very Anton LaVey look about ’em. Poor duder just wanted to finger his ass and jerk it to my bush, but coke is the most evil little wonder drug ever. Makes you hornier than a teenager, but good luck getting it up.

I swear, I can work magic on coke dick IRL, but online? Nope. Never been able to make that trick happen. I still appreciate their persistence.

6:16A – My vibe when you don’t bother to read what I do in which chat and get butt hurt about your own lack of reading comprehension skills.

6:20A – What exactly answer are customers looking for when they ask what I’m looking to get into? No answer seems to suffice.

Again. Coin operated genie. I do what you pay me to (within my obviously limits). When did that go out of style? Since when do these perverts give a flying fuck in hell what *I* want? If we did what I wanted, I’d be taking a nap while you pay $10.99/min, broski. Ha!

6:43A – Well, I was gonna log at 4 hrs, but now I think I’ll stay on the full 5 I had planned, longer if it picks up anymore.

Just had some back-to-back action that was delightful. Someone using my tip vibe AND a tiny cocked cuck who told me lovely tales of his woman getting fucked while he ate her pussy.

The need to not only survive, but thrive in capitalism is gonna drive me to an early grave just like everyone else. And possibly insane. Only time will tell…

6:53A – I swear, I get more people doing shows/tipping when I say hello. It’s like a 50/50 shot if they hang out and chat or run away because I acknowledged their presence.

7:20A – The last 30 minutes of my shift is usually a drag and today is no exception.

The femdom boys really don’t like that I picked a gender neutral honorific. Never once have I had a single one stick around after I tell them they can call me “Supreme“.

Ehhhh, fuck ’em.