If my count is correct, which it very well might not be because I suck at math, I’ve been at this for 17 years. Since late 2008. As much as shit has changed, much of it has stayed the same because it was created, run and utilized by humans. And holy shit, we evolve a lot slower than the technology we love to play with so much.

I can remember a time though when this sort of occupation wasn’t something quite as common as it is now. That’s what I get for sticking around for 17 years. No award, no ceremony… not even a damn pizza party. Just the memory of how this type of gig used to be and the knowledge of how much it’s evolved.

I’ll admit, growing up with unfettered access to the internet damn near guaranteed I’d end up exactly where I am right now. Sitting on my bed, surrounded by fake dicks of almost every shape, size & color, wearing a sparkly, low-cut titty top and a sheer, pink thong staring into the void of the cock mines.

I’ve reached the first lull in the night where people aren’t popping me in and out of shows like some sort of ping-pong ball trick in one bars that people only bring up when they’re hammered or in very interesting & impolite company.

For right now this is about all I can manage to properly type without completely ignoring my chat & scaring away potential boners to babysit, but I plan to use this site as a giant vomit bowl for all the shit my brain collects while I’m doing my job.

For better or worse… welcome to the shit show, perverts. You’re gonna love it here.