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  • Saturday

    Saturday

    9:23A – I had a horrible nights sleep Thursday night (aka my brain is a bastard) so I came home last night and crashed the fuck out. Which would have been 100% more enjoyable to do in my boyfriend’s bed, but it’s not feasible (or probably welcome) to work over there AND I’m sure he…

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  • Sunday

    Sunday

    4:04A – Friday started my work week off horribly. To be fair, it was quite stupid of me to try and do shows the same day as Black Friday/the day after a major holiday in America when a lot of the perverts who pay to beat their meat to me are from here. I vastly…

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